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Old 06-12-2008, 12:07 AM
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GM applications! Please read.

A month ago, there was an opening with WaMMo for a Netherstorm Gamemaster. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position.

After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, we narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which person would get the extremely secretive job. The Senior Admin staff administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."

The man got a shocked look on his face and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my own wife!" Well," said the Admin, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

So we brought the second man to the same door and hand him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."

The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about five minutes, then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her. I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."

"No," the Admin replied. "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go the hell home."

Now we were left with the woman to test. Again we lead her to the same door and hand her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. This is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him."

The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the Server Owner heard the gun start firing, one shot after another, for 13 shots. Then they heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat the S.O.B. to death with the chair!"



The moral of this story?







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Old 06-12-2008, 12:09 AM
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rofl pwnd (that was cool)
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:11 AM
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LOOOOOOOOL OMG!! I'm dying laughing

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Old 06-12-2008, 12:12 AM
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lol lol lol
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:13 AM
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Hahaha! That was awsome! Nice one Phil
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:37 AM
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lmfao. i got so happy when i saw GM application lol
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:45 AM
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Looooooooooooooool
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:57 AM
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Very nice Phil, i cant stop laughing. Best joke i ever heard
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Years old, I was told a less violent version when I was 8 =P But still very funny
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Old 06-12-2008, 07:41 AM
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